“Fartrepreneur” made $200,000 selling farts, gave that up after heart attack scare blamed on “gas-inducing” diet
"I was advised to change my diet and to take a gas suppressant medication, which has effectively ended my business."
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Austrian town changes name from “Fucking” to “Fugging”: “Don’t people have any sense of humor these days?”
Last decade, the then-mayor said "Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking—and it's going to stay Fucking." Now, however, the Fucking is going away.
San Diego man arrested after breaking into bank to microwave Hot Pockets, says ‘Hell yeah it’s worth it’
A man was arrested early Wednesday morning in San Diego after breaking into a Wells Fargo bank. He...
Nebraska man shoplifts after filling out job application, returns for job interview hours later and is quickly arrested
Luke Skywalker arrested in Texas for marijuana possession
Here's a well-timed story.
A 17-year-old girl ran away from home, snuck into a plane, started one engine, and crashed it into a building
Around 7:30 a.m. Wednesday at Fresno Yosemite International Airport, a 17-year-old runaway snuck into a plane, started it, and crashed it.
Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys
And of course, in Florida.
Missouri man arrested after enormous fart gives away his location to police
A very Missouri story.
Washington man shoots himself in testicles while hiding marijuana in his ass
Police also found a bag of methamphetamine inside his blood-stained jeans.
40-year-old Indiana man sues parents for getting rid of his massive porn collection
An Indiana man moved into a new home in Muncie, IN (Jerry Gergich’s favorite spot), only to notice...