First a Bills fan threw a dildo on the field during the game against the Patriots because Tom Brady is a dick, or something to that effect, and now a Bills fan couple gave their son quite the birthday present… a cake with “F*** Tom Brady” on it.
The child is only five years old, so the fears about teaching him swear words at such a young and tender age was obviously lost on these parents, who figure the hatred of a New England Patriot is more important than teaching their son basic human decency. But hey, I’m not the parents here.
The photos came from a Deadspin reader, who sent in this anonymous quote to the website about the cake:
“My son is turning 5, and he and I go to the local Bills bar/restaurant to catch the games each Sunday. My wife helped me create this masterpiece of a cake for the Patriots game today. It was a big hit – and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.”
I think you should be more concerned about the fact that your son can’t read at age five than giving out less than subtle and otherwise worthless digs at a quarterback who has won more games than your franchise has in the current century. But hey, I’m not the parents here.
If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em. #BillsMafia
[Deadspin]