The Canucks are so bad that obituaries are taking shots at them

"Russell would’ve liked to have had 6 of the Vancouver Canucks to be his pallbearers so they could have let him down one more time."

Leafs’ fans find out on camera game vs. Canucks is postponed: “Well, we’re going to go for a beer anyways.”

This really was a good bounce-back from disappointing news.