If you have a gorilla suit and live in Massachusetts (Theo Epstein would’ve once qualified), this may be your lucky night.
The UMass Lowell River Hawks are hosting “Harambe Night” for their men’s soccer game tonight at Cushing Field in honor of the internet’s favorite fallen ape, and if you wear a gorilla suit to the game, you have a chance to win prizes! What those prizes are, I can’t tell you, but I can tell you that if you’re one of the first 100 students to the game, you will be able to get your hands on a Mini Harambe teddy bear gorilla. And I know all of these things because of a tweet the UMass Lowell athletics sent out:
Tomorrow is Harambe Night at @RiverHawkMSOC! Have a gorilla suit? Wear it to the game for a chance to win prizes! pic.twitter.com/yzGNmQSzHB
— UMassLowellAthletics (@RiverHawkNation) September 13, 2016
So there you have it. Get in your gorilla suit, go pay tribute to Harambe, and find out what those prizes are. And please, oh please, tweet us video of your experience at @TheComeback.