Leading up to major sporting events, we always get a variety of ridiculous videos featuring video-game simulations and mock animations and whatever else the most bored people on the internet can think up.
Well this year, leading up to the NBA Finals, the folks at TomoNews Funnies have really outdone themselves.
Here’s the preposterously crude and juvenile NBA Finals animation:
Let’s recap. In this video, we see…
Kevin Love, in a Timberwolves jersey, urinating on Kevin Durant
LeBron defecating on Durant as he dunks over him
LeBron doing the same to Steph Curry, while blocking his shot
Durant gloating after injuring LeBron with a giant thumbtack
Draymond Green grabbing LeBron’s… you know
And Draymond proceeding to abuse King James with a jackhammer
So basically, the Warriors got treated as human toilets, but LeBron was physically assaulted repeatedly. For what it’s worth, TomoNews Funnies seems to declare the Warriors the likely winners of the NBA Finals.