Anyone who has ever seen Giancarlo’s photo shoot for ESPN’s body issue got reeeaaally excited Thursday when the Miami Marlins tweeted out this enticing offer.
(h/t Yahoo! for capturing the since-deleted tweet for posterity)
This invitation prompted a wide range of responses from fans:
@Marlins my wife left me so this would be comforting
I miss u Dianne
— Mike Pfeil (@mikeFAIL) February 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/oakfaninkc/status/695298723723681792
@Marlins @Pornhub y'all better strike a deal on this one
— nico da goat (@NicoSZN) February 4, 2016
Giancarlo Stanton is totally getting injured in that Marlins foursome
— Jacob Szmuc (@jszmuc) February 4, 2016
.@Marlins pic.twitter.com/HcRwEk5wxC
— Mike (@PanicCityMike) February 4, 2016
As it turns out, the Marlins were talking about golf, not, uh, something else, which must have been disappointing to all the fans who responded so eagerly.