"John! John! I need you off the phone, I need you to check radar, and I need you to look at this tornado warning up on ABC here and see if I need to be on it."
"This lawsuit sends a loud, clear message to anyone that you can’t just make up lies about people — he literally made up a story. You can’t do that when you have millions of people listening to you, like Mr. Perfect does as a broadcaster."
"Machado, one day, is gonna pull one of his hijinks on the wrong guy and he’s gonna get dropped in his tracks, and he’s gonna deserve it. ...[It's] all such a bush league act."
"Yeet! Stay woke, be on fleek, and get that Gucci breakfast." "GOOOOALLLLS! Say 'Bye, Felicia' to that testing stress! Weather's going to be turnt, right, Chris?"
Well, that's certainly one way to deliver a Super Bowl Sunday forecast.
"Known Cheater" feels like a bit of a stretch.
"My brand is pretty solid JARED!"
